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RHONY-Should Renew Sonja’s Contract After Lines Like This: “Cause When That Woman(Ramona)’s Gettin’ Banged, She’s Happy!”

Ha! Sonja said this about Ramona this week that when Ramona and Mario (her ex-husband) used to be married, he was banging her every night (or I guess every night when he wasn’t banging someone else, since she acknowledged he was a cheater—totally had that vibe, too). Sonja is in a hot tub in Mexico on this weeks episode of Real Housewives of New York City as she says about Ramona that she’s sad because she’s not getting enough sex.

Sonja displays her clever wit and no shame in the jokes game when she says about Ramona, “’cause when that woman’s getting banged, she’s happy!” Man, Sonja is funny!

Andy Cohen knows that with lines like that Sonja is going to be some dollars sent her way next season too.

Lord Disick and Bella Thorne: This Hook-Up Makes So Much Sense To Me

Why this hook-up makes sense to me:

1) Scott Disick and Bella Thorne are both super-hot physically. So not suprising if they wanna bang.

2) Bella is actually famous. Not respected-level type of famous, but in so many ways the Kardashians (Scott is the baby daddy to Kourtney Kardashian’s 3 children, Mason, Penelope, and Reign) aren’t a respected-level type of famous either, so Scott is used to being judged for who he’s with.

3) They’re probably both on same maturity level. On this season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians it seems to be me that Scott is a bigger asshole than I ever could have realized (because I think he is cute and funny) because he brought a girl to a hotel while on an otherwise family vacay where he tried kissing Kourtney in front of the cameras and then on a trip to Dubai with Kim and her crew Scott also had a girl at his hotel and this drew Kim’s (ridiculous and unnecessary) wrath against the girl, rather than just Scott. So it’s not crazy that a 34 year-old who doesn’t seem to wanna grow-up is choosing to date 19 year-old hot, young, and slightly wild thang Bella Thorne. My current boyfriend was 37 when he started dating his 20 year-old ex-girlfriend. Turns out she wasn’t quite as mature as he hoped she was. The bitter bitch in me can’t help but go, duh?, when guys are surprised girls much younger than them are naive. Those guys are usually pretty immature too. My boyfriend might still be immature too, but I hope he’s improved.

I can’t say this hook-up will last long but I think both Bella and Scott are enjoying the attention and sexy times for now. Especially since Kourtney has been in Cannes with her younger boy toy Younes Bendjima (24 and Kourtney is 38).

Click here for a link to Just Jared for more pics of the new couple.